One night the Cops catch Gatiep with 5 crayfish ...
They ask him if he has a licence ...
He replies that he doesn't need one, as they are his pets.
He says that he takes them down every night for a swim, and after a
while he whistles and out they come and they all walk home together.
Of course the cops don't believe this, but Gatiep insists it's true
and convinces them he'll prove it.
Gatiep puts the crayfish in the water and they go scuttling in all
directions.
After waiting around for a bit the cops ask "When are you going to
whistle?"
"Whistle for what?"
"The crayfish!"
"What crayfish?"
Roelf van Heerden "Sharky" Growling
- 15 years, 11 months ago