Today I got bought by a girl named Mandy. She seems like a very nice woman. She made a photo for me to welcome me to Human pets and as her new pet. It is the photo below. Thank you Mandy!


Lance Phillips "Sir Lancelot" Curious - 16 years, 3 months, 3 days ago

An Arctic explorer came face to face with a polar bear. Afraid of being eaten, he fell to his knees and started praying.

When the polar bear knelt down beside him and started praying too, the man shouted, "It's a miracle!"

The polar bear opened one eye and said "Don't talk while I'm saying grace."
Lance Phillips "Sir Lancelot" Curious - 16 years, 3 months, 4 days ago

Two guys are out in the woods hiking.

All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them.

The first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.

The second guy says, "What are you doing?"

The first guy says, "I figure when the bear gets too close, we'll have to jump down and make a run for it."

The second guy says, "Are you crazy? You can't outrun a bear"!

The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you."
Lance Phillips "Sir Lancelot" Curious - 16 years, 3 months, 4 days ago

Today I started HP. The adventure begins =)
Lance Phillips "Sir Lancelot" Curious - 16 years, 3 months, 4 days ago