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Tristan Burke
Tristan Burke
"Lynx Effect ;)"



Name:
Tristan Burke, 49/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:1:44 PM
Join date:14 years, 8 months, 5 days ago
Location: What City Do You Live In? United Kingdom

About me:
not been here in ages, trying to figure it out all over again! i never know what to say in these things ..... i mean how do you describe yourself ...... and then i realise i can't be arsed to describe myself in a box because if people want to know me they should take the time to talk to me and find out for themselves ;oD oh i love being petted! =o)
About you:
i am not here looking for anything or anyone, just here to pass the time really ....... if i thumb your tales or pet you or just ogle your profile it doesn't mean i want to get in your knickers ...... if i compliment the way you look it doesn't mean i want to get in your knickers it just means you look good ....... if i comment on your profile or message you i am not hoping to get a perv of your tits, i am just making convo (i do talk a lot!) so as long as you can understand those things and are happy to have an actual convo then great
Looking for:
Orientation: Straight
Herds: hOt dOtz, Still CrAzY and oDd
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Tristan Burke
great amazon review of hair removal cream:
14,948 of 15,029 people found the following review helpful
DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS, 24 Jan 2012
By Andrew
This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
Tristan Burke "Lynx Effect ;)" - 11 years, 11 months, 8 days ago
Tristan Burke
oops never mind i found it straight after i posted that - now i feel stoopit!!
Tristan Burke "Lynx Effect ;)" - 11 years, 11 months, 14 days ago
Tristan Burke
where do people get the random treasure thing???
Tristan Burke "Lynx Effect ;)" - 11 years, 11 months, 14 days ago
Tristan Burke
where do people get the random treasure thing???
Tristan Burke "Lynx Effect ;)" - 11 years, 11 months, 14 days ago
Tristan Burke
"The Justice Bell-



A schoolboy holds a leather ball
in a photograph on a bedroom wall
the bed is made, the curtains drawn
as silence greets the break of dawn.

The dusk gives way to morning light
revealing shades of red and white,
which hang from posters locked in time
of the Liverpool team of 89.

Upon a pale white quilted sheet
a football kit is folded neat
with a yellow scarf, trimmed with red
and some football boots beside the bed.

In hope, the room awakes each day
to see the boy who used to play
but once again it wakes alone
for this young boy's not coming home.

Outside, the springtime fills the air
the smell of life is everywhere
viola's bloom and tulips grow
while daffodils dance heel to toe.

These should have been such special times
for a boy who'd now be in his prime
but spring forever turned to grey
in the Yorkshire sun, one April day.

The clock was locked on 3.06
as sun shone down upon the pitch
lighting up faces etched in pain
as death descended on Leppings Lane.

Between the bars an arm is raised
amidst a human tidal wave
a young hand yearning to be saved
grows weak inside this deathly cage.

A boy not barely in his teens
is lost amongst the dying screams
a body too frail to fight for breath
is drowned below a sea of death

His outstretched arm then disappears
to signal thirteen years of tears
as 96 souls of those who fell
await the toll of the justice bell.

Ever since that disastrous day
a vision often comes my way
I reach and grab his outstretched arm
then pull him up away from harm.

We both embrace with tear-filled eyes
I then awake to realise
it's the same old dream I have each week
as I quietly cry myself to sleep.

On April the 15th every year
when all is calm and skies are clear
beneath a glowing Yorkshire moon
a lone Scots piper plays a tune.

The tune rings out the justice cause
then blows due west across the moors
it passes by the eternal flame
then engulfs a young boys picture frame.

His room is as it was that day
for thirteen years it's stayed that way
untouched and frozen forever in time
since that tragic day in 89.

And as it plays its haunting sound
tears are heard from miles around
they're tears from families of those who fell
awaiting the toll of the justice bell."

JFT96 YNWA
Tristan Burke "Lynx Effect ;)" - 11 years, 11 months, 20 days ago
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Just Sayin :) You have been given Just Sayin :).
Crafted by Denise Rose
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Giving My Pet A Hug! You have been given Giving My Pet A Hug!.
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I've Left You Some Love ♥ You have been given I've Left You Some Love ♥.
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_B_e_c_c_a_ "Pocket Protector" Sad - 8 years, 9 months, 6 days ago
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Happy Birthday lovely :) I know you said you're being grumpy today but I don't care lol! xxxx
Happy Birthday Hug You have been given Happy Birthday Hug.
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It's Official You're The Best You have been given It's Official You're The Best.
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ooops! Sorry! xxxx
a happy 40th birthday You have been given a happy 40th birthday.
Crafted by Jack
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description? buggered if i know what i will put in here, any old thing i suppose lol

Hi 5!
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a tasty bit of crumpet
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a tasty bit of crumpet
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everyone loves a good muffin ;o)
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you are my midget gem!
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you are my midget gem!
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kiss me like this!
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kiss me like this!
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blonde moment .... d'oh!
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blonde moment .... d'oh!
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