"THE IRISH PROSTITUTE"

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return,
her Father cussed her.

Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even
a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old
Mother thru?'

The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a Prostitute..!?!?.'

'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace
to this fine Catholic Family !!!'

'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give Mum this luxurious fur
coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings
certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy,
the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked
outside plus a membership to the Royal Dublin Country Club........................
(she takes a breath)........... And an invitation for ye all to spend New
Years Eve on board my new yacht in the French Riviera and... ...'

'Now what was it ye said ye had become daughter ?!!?!??' says Dad.

Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a Prostitute Father ! Sniff, sniff.'


... 'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said
Ye became a Protestant. Come here and now me darling, and give
yer old Father a big ole hug ...




Gerry "fukkbuddy" Playful - 14 years, 11 months, 3 days ago

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Gerry "fukkbuddy" Playful - 15 years, 23 days ago

Happy Easter to all my friends and lovers hehehehe
Gerry "fukkbuddy" Playful - 15 years, 23 days ago

THEN:
A Black girl escorted to school - 1960


On November 14, 1960, nearly 49 years ago, 6 year old Ruby Bridges faced hostile crowds, and had to be escorted by U.S. Marshalls , because she was the first black child to attend previously all-white William Frantz Elementary School in New Orleans , Louisiana Ruby was 6 years old. (The Great Norman Rockwell cr eated the painting above depicting that event.)

That morning, she had only been told by her mother that she was going to be attending a new school that day and 'had better behave.' Little did little Ruby know that she would be bombarded with jeers and even death threats; and that she would end up being the sole child in her first grade class because all the other children were kept home by their parents.. All because Ruby was Black.

NOW:
A Black girl escorted to school - 2009



On January 5, 2009, nearly 49 years after Ruby attended her school, 7 year old Sasha Obama, faced cheering schoolmates as she is escorted by her Mother and U. S.. Secret Service Agents to Sidwell Friends Elementary School in Washington , DC . Her Mother, the current First Lady of the United States of America , had Secret Service escort because Sasha's daddy is now the 44th President of the United States , Barack Obama:

Gerry "fukkbuddy" Playful - 15 years, 1 month, 1 day ago

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.


He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
'Dear Lord:

I go to work every day and put in 8 hours w hile my wife merely stays at home.

I want her to know what I go through.

So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.

Amen!'

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
Awakened the kids,

Set out their school clothes,

Fed them breakfast,

Packed their lunches,

Drove them to school,

Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,

Took it to the cleaners

And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,

Went grocery shopping,

Then drove home to put away the groceries,

Paid the bills and balanced the check book.

He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

Then, it was already 1P.M.

And he hurried to make the beds,
Do the laundry, vacuum,

Dust,

And sweep and mop the kitchen floor.

Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.

Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework.

Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

A fter supper,

He cleaned the kitchen,

Ran the dishwasher,

Folded laundry,

Bathed the kids,
And put them to bed.
At 9 P.M .

He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: -
'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.

I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.

Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back.

Amen!'

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

'My son, I f eel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait nine months, though.

You got pregnant last night.'


Gerry "fukkbuddy" Playful - 15 years, 1 month, 1 day ago