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Lauren



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Lauren , 30/Female
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:5:49 AM
Join date:16 years, 4 months, 9 days ago
Location: Macclesfield United Kingdom

"oh yesh thattsss meee ^^"
About me:
urmm where to start... i was born on the 30th of june 1994,i am not an only child, i spend most of my life on msn (gosh im cool) or with ma pets or matiess, I HAVE TO WATCH CORRIE AND EASTENDERS WHEN ITS ON OR I TURN WELL SOMETHING THAT I CANT EXPLAIN, i have these moments where i just dont understand things i guess it comes with being blonde, and well as you can proberbly tell i love to talk an i would talk all night if i could =] welll thats all for noww s'laterzz
About you:
Love to talk, friendly, can put up with me talking alot, willing to talk about anything and everything an well anythin else really durnooo wot else to put. =]
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds: ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶, Afterdark's, THUMBS R FREE JR.

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Lauren's tales
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my beautiful baby lilly =] ^^
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Lauren Peaceful - 16 years, 4 months, 8 days ago
Lauren
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, ''What is that?''
''They're smart pills,'' said the other boy. ''Eat them and they'll make you smarter.

So he ate them and said, ''These taste like crap.''

''See,'' said the other boy, ''you're getting smarter already.''

Lauren Peaceful - 16 years, 4 months, 8 days ago
Lauren
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out.

When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

Lauren Peaceful - 16 years, 4 months, 8 days ago
Lauren
A cop pulls over a drunk driver. The drunk driver says, "Ossssifer, you need to get your records straight. You just asked me for my license, but you took it away yesterday!"
Lauren Peaceful - 16 years, 4 months, 8 days ago
Lauren
A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta.


He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down £500 and says: "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"


The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."


The trucker replies: "Listen darlin', I'm not horny - I'm homesick."

Lauren Peaceful - 16 years, 4 months, 8 days ago
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SLUG!
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