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April Harper
April Harper



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April Harper, 51/Female
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:6:47 AM
Join date:16 years, 3 months, 5 days ago
Location: Springfield United States

"They made me do it"
About me:
my tales an comments should tell you all u need to know!!!
About you:
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Unspecified
Herds: Sore Thumbs
April's tales
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April Harper
More money is spent on boob jobs and viagra than on alzeimer's research! By the year 2040 the elderly will have perky tits, stiff cocks, and no fukkin idea why!!
April Harper Wild - 16 years, 2 months, 20 days ago
April Harper
A cop tells a hooker selling sex is illegal. She says "I'm not, I'm selling condoms with a free pu**y sample.
April Harper Wild - 16 years, 2 months, 20 days ago
April Harper
The big bad wolf told Lil Red Riding Hood, "Suck my di**." She replied with "Look fukka don't change the story, you know your supposed to eat me first."
April Harper Wild - 16 years, 2 months, 20 days ago
April Harper
A flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told everyone that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which, the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you. Tray-up, Bitch."
April Harper Wild - 16 years, 2 months, 24 days ago
April Harper

April Harper Wild - 16 years, 2 months, 28 days ago
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Onna Rampage
i should sell u...lmao
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Alexander Graesser
random comment #333) pawing your page
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Onna Rampage

This Person Loves You! You have been given This Person Loves You!.
Crafted by Trouble Maker
Onna Rampage Ferocious - 15 years, 9 months ago
Unknown

Happiness You have been given Happiness.
Crafted by Unknown
Unknown "Prince" - 15 years, 9 months, 4 days ago
Onna Rampage

You have been given "HiYa Sexy".
Crafted by Sandra
Onna Rampage Ferocious - 15 years, 9 months, 20 days ago
Onna Rampage
hoootchie
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