Have a read of my previous tales guys... there's some good stuff in there... honest!
Ray Hughes Content - 16 years, 2 months, 23 days ago

Wrong Answer


Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Husband: Definitely not!
Wife: Why not-don't you like being married?
Husband:Of course I do.....
Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Husband: Okay, I'd get married again.
Wife: You would? (with a hurt look on her face)
Husband: (makes audible groan)
Wife: Would you live in our house?
Husband: Sure, it's a great house.
Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Husband: Where else would we sleep?
Wife: Would you let her drive my car?
Husband: Probably, it's almost new.
Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
Wife: Would she use my golf clubs?
Husband: No, she's left-handed.
Wife: ---silence---
Husband: ---%$#---

Ray Hughes Content - 16 years, 3 months, 1 day ago

So all I have to do is write more than 10 characters & I get thumbed? Bit of a cop out way I reckon so ignore this!!
I'll put more interesting stuff on again next time.

Ray Hughes Content - 16 years, 3 months, 1 day ago

EXILE.....

I heard it in my sleep, a voice more dead than old.
I thought I'd known the fear, but then it touched my soul and said-

'you will pray for me, bow your head to me.'

It came for me at night, and took me dream by dream.
To where everything is dark, and no-one hears you scream.
Took everything I loved, and turned love into pain it said-

'I'm the prophesy and I'll make you believe in me,
sacrifice for me, be humility' it said-

I'll make everyone pay- somethings you cant forget,
'I'll make everyone pay' - some things you cant forgive,
'I'll make everyone pay'.

Ray Hughes Content - 16 years, 3 months, 1 day ago

ABSOLUTION....

I would swim across oceans- just to talk with you.
I would climb a tall mountain- just to look at you.
I'd give my soul to the devil- if you asked me to.
I would walk out of heaven- just to be with you.

This is absolute.... this is absolution.

I will be your disciple- and I'll worship you.
Burn the prophets of reason- light the sky for you.
Kill the children of eden- if you want me to.
Close the dead eyes of god- if they offended you.

This is absolute.... this is absolution.
Ray Hughes Content - 16 years, 3 months, 1 day ago