Wrong Answer
Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Husband: Definitely not!
Wife: Why not-don't you like being married?
Husband:Of course I do.....
Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Husband: Okay, I'd get married again.
Wife: You would? (with a hurt look on her face)
Husband: (makes audible groan)
Wife: Would you live in our house?
Husband: Sure, it's a great house.
Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Husband: Where else would we sleep?
Wife: Would you let her drive my car?
Husband: Probably, it's almost new.
Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
Wife: Would she use my golf clubs?
Husband: No, she's left-handed.
Wife: ---silence---
Husband: ---%$#---
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