Have a read of my previous tales guys... there's some good stuff in there... honest! Ray HughesContent
- 10 years, 9 months, 22 days ago
Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? Husband: Definitely not! Wife: Why not-don't you like being married? Husband:Of course I do..... Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry? Husband: Okay, I'd get married again. Wife: You would? (with a hurt look on her face) Husband: (makes audible groan) Wife: Would you live in our house? Husband: Sure, it's a great house. Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed? Husband: Where else would we sleep? Wife: Would you let her drive my car? Husband: Probably, it's almost new. Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers? Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do. Wife: Would she use my golf clubs? Husband: No, she's left-handed. Wife: ---silence--- Husband: ---%$#---
I would swim across oceans- just to talk with you. I would climb a tall mountain- just to look at you. I'd give my soul to the devil- if you asked me to. I would walk out of heaven- just to be with you.
This is absolute.... this is absolution.
I will be your disciple- and I'll worship you. Burn the prophets of reason- light the sky for you. Kill the children of eden- if you want me to. Close the dead eyes of god- if they offended you.