erm, well if you add them all up, and take away $130 then you got me :D

1) Smoked pot -- £10
2) Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk --£50
3) Cheated on your significant other -- £10
4) Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- £50
5) Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25
6) Went streaking -- £5
7) Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15
8) Kissed a co-worker-- £ 20
9)Kissed your boss --£50
10) Been arrested -- £5
11) Spent time in jail -- £15
12) Peed in the pool -- £0.50
13) Played spin the bottle -- £5
14) Done something you regret -- £20
15) Slept with your best friend >-- £20
16) Been in love with a stripper -- £20
17) Went skinny dipping -- £5
18) Been slapped-- £5
19) Slapped someone-- £5
20) Beat up someone -- £20
21) Been jumped -- £10
22) Ever had sex at church -- £25
23) Dated someone you met on My Space -- £25
24) Cheated on test -- £50
25) Vandalized something -- £20
26) Slept with someone in your parents' bed -- £100
27) Crossed dressed -- £10
28) Given money to stripper -- £25
29) Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket-- £30
30) Been in love with a stripper -- £20
31) Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --£10
32) Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- £15
33) Ever drive drunk -- £20
34) Used toys while having sex -- £30
35) Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20
36) Had sex in a pool -- £20
37) Masturbated -- £10
38) Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --£20
39) Done oral -- £5
40) Got oral -- £5
41) Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- £25
42) Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- £40
43) Stole something -- £10
44) Slept with someone who has been in jail -- £25
45) Made a dirty home video -- £15
46) Plan on making a dirty home video in the near future --£30
47) Had a threesome -- £50
48) Had sex in a public place-- £20
49) Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- £25
50) Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars --£20
51) Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20
Jason "Aussie Boy" Toey - 15 years, 1 month, 23 days ago

the longer i stay in the states, the more i realise just how much some of these people annoy the fuck outa me, im not talking about the 98% of people, but these people with a bit of money who feel the need to treat other people, my workers, like shit, then take offence when i tell them to go fuck themselves... guess what kids, im not an investor, nor do i have a controlling influence in this company... and yes, i really would be happy enough to get fired and go back to QLD and surf every day... so no, i dont really care how much money you have, or who you think you know.... bleh
Jason "Aussie Boy" Toey - 15 years, 3 months, 11 days ago

Is just fucking over it, and plans to drink untill it dosent matter
Jason "Aussie Boy" Toey - 15 years, 6 months, 7 days ago

Found this, thought it could be interesting...

The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you!

1. Your Name:

2. Age:

3. Dick/Boob Size:

4. Favorite position (s) ?

5. Do you think i'm hot?

6. Would you have sex with me?

7. lights on or off?

8. Would you have to be drunk?

9. Would you take a shower with me?

10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?

11. Would you leave after or stay the night?

12. Do you like cuddling afterwards?

13. Condom or skin?

14. Do you give Oral pleasures?

15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?

16. Have sex on the first date?

17. Would you kiss me during sex?

18. Do you think I would be good in bed?

19. Would u have a 3-some with me?

20. How many times would you like to cum?

21. Would you use me as a booty call?

22. Do you like fore play?

23. What is fore play to you?

24. Can we take pictures of the act?

25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email?

26. Who would be in control?

27. Would you pull my hair?

28. Would you let me pull yours?

29. Would you whisper in my ear?

30. Would you talk dirty to me?

31. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?

32. Would you say my name?

33. Would u give me head/eat me out?

34. Would you let me give you a hickie?

35. How many rounds would we go?

36. What would you wanna do afterwards?

37. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?

38. Would you lick and bite me all over?

39. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?

40. Would you want me to take my time?

41. How freaky are you, 1 - 10?

42. Would you want fast or slow?

43. Would you be loud or quiet?

44. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?

45. Would you do it today?

46. Would you do it tomorrow?

47. Would u wanna make me moan?

48. What position would u ........ want me to have u in?

49.Would u fuck me hard
Jason "Aussie Boy" Toey - 15 years, 6 months, 25 days ago

At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is...having friends.
At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 20, success is...having sex.
At age 35, success is...having money.
At age 50, success is...having money.
At age 60, success is...having sex.
At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.

Jason "Aussie Boy" Toey - 15 years, 11 months, 4 days ago