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About me:
About me:
I love my cat more than anything in the world and talk to her more than friends, but avoid her litterbox like the plague until someone makes me clean it; I wear pajamas all day unless someone drives me off somewhere- because I haven't learned to drive well enough to get my license yet; and my hair is a constant mass of tangled red curls until I take my next shower.
My favorite hobby? Drawing naked gay men of my own design, putting them in ridiculous comics, and enjoying similar art to my own. My manga collection is small and proud.
I'm an irritating brat who likes to poke and pounce and try to wrestle down people even though I have no upper body strength, then scream like a dying banshee when I inevitably get pinned and tickled.
I don't drool in my sleep often, but when I do... its a river of wet, stinky sleep breath and I hide it by just turning the pillow over and waiting until the next laundry day to stick the pillow case in the washer... but I don't do my own laundry until I've run out of clean underwear and pants.
I might like being bitten a little too much to consider it innocent.
I like to wear men's Old Spice deodorant because it smells nice and can last for two days straight if I don't actually get sweaty. If I could afford it, my whole wardrobe would be made up up chainmaille, because dang... I go to one Renaissance Faire and I'm hooked.
My skin is the bane of my existence, because its pale and gets rashes from everything, including water. This makes shaving a pain and tarantula legs very tempting when its winter and I can get away with pants every day and night. Also- I hate my moles, which pop up in the most random, awkward places with irritating hairs that need to be plucked.
I believe in making worst impressions first and being honest- that way there's only the good stuff left to look forward to.
I'm a virgin and intend to stay that way until I'm hitched. Friends are welcome- who knows, we might hit it off and become best buddies. Make me laugh and I'll be the weirdo that I am.
I love Invader Zim and anime.
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