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Michael
Michael owns this human at 295838 points.
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Michael
Michael
"me"



Name:
Michael , 93/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:4:23 AM
Join date:16 years, 6 months, 11 days ago
Location: Virginia United States

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein"
About me:

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.

Specialization is for insects."

-Robert A. Heinlein



"The thought manifests as the word; The word manifests as the deed; The deed develops into habit; And habit hardens into character; So watch the thought and its ways with care, And let it spring from love Born out of concern for all beings… As the shadow follows the body, As we think, so we become."

* From the Dhammapada sayings of the Buddha




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About you:
People working to better themselves, society, and life. Not necessarily in that order. Or anyone else that's interesting, fun, witty, amusing, and generally not annoying.

We know where you are...


We know what you're using.....

Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Alive
Michael
Michael
"me"
295838 pts
Michael's tales
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Michael
For anyone that still reads this: Happy New Years! It is 2012 now where I am.
Michael "me" Alive - 12 years, 12 months ago
Michael
Merry christmas from bad places...I got vodka. Hope you ha e a Fun and happy day. To anyone that reads this anyways.
Michael "me" Alive - 13 years, 1 day ago
Michael
I live! Stupid comas. Well sorta.
Michael "me" Alive - 13 years, 4 months, 20 days ago
Michael
they cut me open tomorrow.
Michael "me" Alive - 13 years, 5 months, 8 days ago
Michael
Bad shit afoot. Enjoy the reprieve. Hallelujah.
Michael "me" Alive - 13 years, 7 months, 19 days ago
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giftmaxwell


Hi, Greetings from Gift,
My name is miss Gift, l saw your profile today and after going through it
then l made up my mind to contact you as my friend. so l want you to write back
to me through my email address (giftmaxwell92@yahoo.com) so that l will give
you my picture and for you to know more about me. l hope to see your mail soon.
lt is from me,
miss Gift.
wwwwwwwwwwwww
giftmaxwell - 11 years, 10 months, 28 days ago
Simply Me
HAPPPPPY NEW YEAR
*Smiles* You have been given *Smiles*.
Crafted by DaRk AnGeL
Simply Me "Left da building" - 12 years, 11 months, 28 days ago
Simply Me

... Xmas Hug ... You have been given ... Xmas Hug ....
Crafted by _Syl_
Simply Me "Left da building" - 13 years, 8 days ago
Simply Me

For a wonderful person :) You have been given For a wonderful person :).
Crafted by Unknown
Simply Me "Left da building" - 13 years, 8 days ago
Simply Me
It's great to seeeee you :)
a smile You have been given a smile.
Crafted by Bruno Gnarley
Simply Me "Left da building" - 13 years, 8 days ago
Simply Me

Reflections ~ You have been given Reflections ~.
Crafted by Latrodectus hasselti
Simply Me "Left da building" - 13 years, 4 months, 19 days ago
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Michael's shop
House of Joy

This is where I sell items to people for points.
These items I sell will probably vary in nature.
They may contain Humor, Irreverence, Satire, Anger, Love, Hate, Sex, Violence, or compassion.


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Politics
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I Lick you!
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I Lick you!
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Ultimate Debate?
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Oh how I love your sweet..
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