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Jacob M Slade
"My Chater :)"



Name:
Jacob M Slade, 36/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:11:21 AM
Join date:16 years, 4 months, 29 days ago
Location: Lindenhurst United States

"A calm sea turtle that loves to just go with the flow."
About me:
About you:
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
Herds: LEBOWSKI-the DUDE

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Jacob's tales
Jacob M Slade
1 chance.
1 honest answer.
Thats all you get.
You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX)
Any question, anything, no matter how crazy it is.
No catch.
Just between me and you.
No one else will ever know.
But I dare you to repost this.
And see what people ask you
Jacob M Slade "My Chater :)" Calm - 16 years, 4 days ago
Jacob M Slade
FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you!

1. How tall are you barefoot? 5'10-11"
2. Have you ever smoked heroin? No
3. Do you own a gun? Yes (Nerf)
4. Do you play with the ads on the side of the screen? No
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? Yeah, but not too bad
6. What do you think of hot dogs? Never had one
7. What's your favorite Christmas song? The Night Santa Went Crazy
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Juice or Milk
9. Can you do push ups? Yes, but not many
10. Is your bathroom clean? Not really
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? A Yin-Yang Necklace (though I don't usually wear jewelry)
12. Do you like pain killers? Never have had any strong pain killers
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? I am a nice guy...
14. Do you own a knife? Yes
15. Do you have A.D.H.D? No
16. Middle Name? Maurice
18. What's your normal bed time? About 10 to 12 on the weekday, and much later ont he weekend.
19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Milk, Root Beer + Orange Juice + Grape Juice + Lemonade, Water
20. What time did you wake up today? about 11am
21. Name one person that comes to mind right now? Lauren (my girlfriend)
22. Current worry? classes for next semester
23. Current hate? Nothing really
24. Favorite place to be? Camping
25. Least favorite place to be? My workplace over the summer
27. Do you own slippers? I do, but I don't wear them often.
28. What shirt are you wearing? orange t-shirt
29. How many people have ever truly broken your heart? 0
30. Favorite color(s)? Orange, Green, Dark Red-Brown, Blue
31. Would you be a pirate? I think it would be fun.
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink? Last night (Nov 1)
33. What songs do you sing in the shower? I haven't really had a good sing in the shower
34. What did you fear was going to get you in the night as a child? I don't remember
35. What's in your pockets right now? Wallet, pocket knife, mechanical pencil, two pens, an eraser, misc. papers, pocket watch, and change.
36. Is anyone on your mind right now? Lauren, Angela, and others
37. Do you think you get enough exercise? No
38. Worst injury you've ever had? Sprained ankle
39. If you could cheat on your spouse, would you? No
40. Why? The guilt would kill me.
41. Who is your loudest friend? Reed
42. Who is your most silent friend? I don't have any silent friends.
43. Does someone have a crush on you? Yes
44. Do you wish on shooting stars? Not really
45. What is your favorite book? I don't have one singular favorite book.
46. What is your favorite candy? Can't pick just one.
47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding? I have no idea
48. What song do you want played at your funeral? I have no idea
49. What is one of your favorite quotes? Currently "Fuck this Ship!"
50. What were you doing 12 AM last night? I was watching The Forbidden Kingdom, I think
Jacob M Slade "My Chater :)" Calm - 16 years, 9 days ago
Jacob M Slade
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DON'T BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS!
LET THE FUN BEGIN........

1.Your Name:
2.Age:
3.Favorite position:
4.Do you think I'm cute?
5.Would you have sex with me?
6.Lights on or off?
7.Would you have to be drunk?
8.Would you take a shower with me?
9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10.Would you leave after or stay the night?
11.Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12.where would you want us to be?
13.Have sex on the first date?
14.Would you kiss me during sex?
15.Do you think I would be good in bed?
16.Would you use me as a booty call?
17.Can I use you as a booty call?
18.Can we take pictures of the act?
19.How long would we have sex?
20.Would you tell your friends about me?
Jacob M Slade "My Chater :)" Calm - 16 years, 15 days ago
Jacob M Slade
[] I am shorter than 5'4.
[] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[] I have many scars.
[x] I tan easily.
[] I wish my hair was a different color.
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance. (sometimes!)
[x] I have/I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses. (rarely)
[] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[] I have more than 2 piercing.
[] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[] I have freckles.
[] I hate my dad.
[] I hate my mom.
[x] I have a brother.
[x] I have a sister.
[] I've sworn at my parents.
[] I've run away from home.
[] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[] I've had children.
[] I've lost a child.
[x] I'm in school.
[] I have a job.
[] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[x] I almost always do my homework.
[] I've missed a week or more of school.
[x] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[] I've stolen something from my job.
[] I've been fired.
[] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[] Disney movies still make me cry.
[x] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[] I've glued my hand to something.
[] I've had my pants rip in public.
[] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[] I've broken a bone.
[] I've had my tonsils removed.
[] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[x] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.
[] I was born in a different country.
[] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[x] I've been to Canada.
[] I've been to Mexico.
[x] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[] I've been to Japan.
[] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[] I've been to Europe.
[] I've been to Africa.
[] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[] I've wished on a shooting star
[] I've seen a meteor shower.
[] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[] I've been to a casino.
[] I've been skydiving.
[x] I've gone skinny dipping.
[] I've played spin the bottle.
[] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[] I've crashed a car.
[x] I've been skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[x] I've seen the Northern lights.
[] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[] I've played chicken.
[] I've played a prank on someone.
[] I've ridden in a taxi.
[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[] I've eaten sushi.
[] I've been snowboarding.
[] I'm single.
[x] I'm in a relationship.
[] I'm engaged.
[] I'm married.
[] I've gone on a blind date.
[x] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[] I have a fear of abandonment.
[] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[x] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[] I'm bi.
[] I'm gay.
[x] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[x] I am a cuddler.
[] I've been kissed in the rain.
[x] I've hugged a stranger.
[] I have kissed a stranger
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[] I've snuck out of my house.
[] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[] I've cheated on a test.
[] I've run a red light.
[] I've been suspended from school.
[] I've witnessed a crime.
[] I've been in a fist fight.
[] I've been arrested.
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[] I regularly drink.
[] I've passed out from drinking.
[] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[] I've smoked weed.
[] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[] I've eaten shrooms.
[] I've popped E.
[] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[] I've done hard drugs.
[] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[] I can't swallow pills.
[] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[] I take anti-depressants.
[] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[] I've woken up crying.
[] I'm afraid of dying.
[] I hate funerals.
[] I've seen someone dying.
[] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[] I've planned my own suicide.
[] I've attempted suicide.
[] I've written a eulogy for myself.
[] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[] I own a plushie of my fave character from anything.
[] I own a cosplay outfit.
[] I know what cosplay means.
[] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[] I own something from Hot Topic.
[] I own something from Pac Sun.
[] I collect comic books.
[] I own something from The Gap.
[] I own something I got on e-bay.
[] I own something from Abercrombie.
[x] I can sing well.
[] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[] I open up to others easily.
[] I watch the news.
[x] I don't kill bugs.
[] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[] I curse regularly.
[] I sing in the shower.
[] I am a morning person.
[] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[] I'm a snob about grammar.
[] I am a sports fanatic.
[] I twirl my hair.
[] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[] I love being neat.
[x] I love Spam.
[] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
[] I bake well.
[] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
[] I've worn pajamas to school.
[] I like Martha Stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun.
[] I am in love with love.
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[] I eat fast food weekly.
[] I believe in ghosts.
[] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[x] I love white chocolate.
[x] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[] I'm good at remembering names.
[] I'm good at remembering dates.
[] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] I loath labels. (not loath, only dislike)
[x] I like action movies.
[] I like horror movies.
[x] I like chick flicks. (only some)
[] I know the most random facts about things people have never heard of before.
[x] I can't spell.
[x] I treasure my friends.
[x] I think of others before myself.

[x] All of those are answered honestly
Jacob M Slade "My Chater :)" Calm - 16 years, 27 days ago
Jacob M Slade
Repost in your tales with your answers......

Yes or No
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and Asks!

Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the Fun. Copy and paste this into your tales, delete my answers and type in your answers. Then see what happens.

Kissed anyone one of your HP friends? No
Been arrested? No
Kissed someone you didn't like? Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? No
Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
Held a snake? Yes
Ran a red light? No
Been suspended from school? No
Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? No
Been fired from a job? No
Sang karaoke? Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn*t? Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
Kissed in the rain? No
Sang in the shower? Yes
Sat on a rooftop? Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? No
Broken a bone? No
Shaved your head? No
Blacked out from drinking? No
Played a prank on someone? Yes
Felt like killing someone? No
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No
Been in a band? Yes
Shot a gun? Yes
Tripped on mushrooms? No
Donated Blood? No
Eaten alligator meat? No
Eaten cheesecake? Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? No
Think about the future? Yes
Believe in love? Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes
Jacob M Slade "My Chater :)" Calm - 16 years, 1 month, 26 days ago
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Deniz
welcome! :)
You have been given entering to a world of pain!.
Crafted by Deniz
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Unknown
thumbed your tales
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Alexander Graesser
random comment #771) don't let me interrupt you
Alexander Graesser "Flambeaux" gone! - 15 years, 12 months, 4 days ago
Deniz
thanks man! :)
Deniz "Dendranthema" Sparkling - 16 years, 4 days ago
Deniz
I've started a new auction, interested? ;)
Deniz "Dendranthema" Sparkling - 16 years, 4 days ago
Unknown
i thumbed your tales and all your guests! :)
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