If a vampire can't see himself in a mirror, why is his hair always so neat?

Has anyone else noticed that when a new paper towel ad appears,
the older paper towel is suddenly less absorbent than when it was
new?

What happened to the first 6 up's? We do we only see 7 up?
Zara "Angel " Tender - 16 years, 4 months, 28 days ago

What was going through the Mind of the First Person ever to Pull on a
Cow's Udder?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitos?


Zara "Angel " Tender - 16 years, 4 months, 28 days ago

How come a dog hates it when you blow in its face, but hangs its head
out the window when you are driving?
Zara "Angel " Tender - 16 years, 4 months, 28 days ago

When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content
and adorable, why do you suddenly have to go to the bathroom?

Why is it that when dogs are soaking wet, they wait until they're right
next to you before they shake?
Zara "Angel " Tender - 16 years, 4 months, 28 days ago

Why are people overwhelmed but never just whelmed?

Why don't you brush your teeth with a teethbrush?

When we see a gull fly over the sea we call it a seagull, so if we see it
flying over a bay, should we call it a begel?


Zara "Angel " Tender - 16 years, 4 months, 28 days ago