man in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a gun. "open the fuckin safe!" he shouts to the mangeress. he then says " now take a sample out and drink it" she drinks it and wipes her mouth. suddenly, the man takes off his mask to reveal its her husband and says " see its not that fucking difficult is it!"

Natassja Griffin "gone for ever" Adored - 15 years, 11 months, 17 days ago

a convict breaks into a house, and ties up the husband and his wife. he jumps on the wife and, kisses her ear, then runs into the bathroom. the husband whispers to his wife "satisfy him, or he'll kill us. i saw the way he kissed yhou, just be strong. i love yhou!" the eife replies "he didnt kiss me, hewhispered in my ear he;s gay, horny and looking for vaseline. i told him it's in the bathroom. lets see whos fucking strong now!"
Natassja Griffin "gone for ever" Adored - 15 years, 11 months, 17 days ago

paddy is sitting trying to catch fish through the ice, when he hears a loud, booming voice say "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE" paddy says "is that yhou god?". the voice replies, " NO YHOU BARMEY FUCKER, ITS THE ICE RINK MANAGER"
Natassja Griffin "gone for ever" Adored - 15 years, 11 months, 17 days ago

the newlyweds are in thier honeymoon suit, and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. he proceeds to take off his trousers and throws them at her. he says " put those on" the bride replies " i cant wear yhou trousers" he repliers "and dont yhou forget that! i will always wear the tousers in this family!" the bride then takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request "try those on!" he replies "i cant get in to yhour knickers!" "and yhou never bloody will if yhou dont change yhour attitude"
Natassja Griffin "gone for ever" Adored - 15 years, 11 months, 17 days ago

the best engine in the world is a fanny. it pulls anything, it takes any size piston, it is self lubricating, starts with 1 finger and ever 4 weeks does its own oil change..... its just such a pitty the management system is so fucking tempermental!!
Natassja Griffin "gone for ever" Adored - 15 years, 11 months, 17 days ago